Season One: Episode 4: Ignorance is Bliss

"'Princess Toadstool~ You're not so clever, mmm~'"Ignorance is Bliss was a Super Mario World themed song featuring Bowser, a Goomba Choir, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Yoshi.

This episode is a musical episode that occurs during and after the events of Episode 3 above Bowser's Castle. The first section involves Bowser taunting Princess Peach and revealing to her his plan to turn Dinosaur Land into fossil fuel, using a spell book given to him by Kamek.

After revealing this plan he mentions Mario and Luigi, which ironically made them show up after the defeat of Bowser's son. Bowser gives up after finishing his song. He lets Peach and the Yoshi go, but he'll return with an even bigger plan to ruin Princess Peach's party the week later.

This will occur in Episode 5.

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LYRICS:

Wake up!

Miss Toadstool, it is I your one and only King, Bowser Koopa

I'm a turtle as you've seen, a little slow and a little green,

But I'm the whole, I'd say, Super Duper

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened, mm mm

If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened

So lets just say,

Ignorance is bliss

Oh, well, I hate to be a bummer, but I've brought you here you bring me plumbers,

You know those brothers, oh, what are their names?

Oh yes, Mario and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me quesy,

I'd love to take that monkey wrench, I'd play my own game.

Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided,

I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again,

This one does make good Mario bait

I can't wait

Ignorance is bliss!

With my magic book I will shower those Crumbsy Lizards with my power

Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel!

My only problem with these spells is that I know not what they tell

So every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those plumbing fools!

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever,

All your words are alphabet soup,

I'll say it again!

Ignorance is bliss!

Haven't you heard a pictures worth a thousand words?

You call yourself a princess, but you're a brainiac in a dress,

I can't believe you waste time with these books!

You remind me of my kid sister, she read so much she got a blister,

A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a snook!

I'd like to get my hands on...

Just one time with a monkey wrench...

I'd fix their plumbing...

Princess Toadstool, I know you're freightened, (You're so misguided)

If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever, (A picture says it better)

All your words are alphabet soup,

A picture tells it better

For the last time...

On second thought, I think I've made my point...