Be Prepared

"'Don't temper my temper, when I am your emperor!' ~ Dry Bowser"Be Prepared is coincidently, a spoof of the song under the same name from the movie: The Lion King. It occurs when Dry Bowser wipes out Klostria and finds a couple minions. He explains his plan to destroy The Mushroom Kingdom in song...

Lyrics:

I know that you're powerful creatures.

You're the baddest in all of the land.

But you can't exceed me.....LISTEN HERE!

I'll be the one to take command.

You've been wasting a long time in prison

I hope that you'll all understand

That I busted you all out for one reason

TO HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer

(H. Cuphead) But what's our reward?

(Dry Bowser) You’ll have to see of course!

I know it sounds tiring.

But you'll be retiring!

When at last I have given my dues.

And I hope none of you is to scared,

To BE PREPARED!!!

[Spoken]

(H Cuphead) Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared! For what?

(Dry Bowser) For the death of Mario!

(H Cuphead) Is the series being cancelled?

(Dry Bowser) No fool, we’re going to kill him. And Luigi too!

(Tengu Man) Great idea! Who needs a hero!? Nobody, nobody, la! (x6)

(Dry Bowser) IDIOTS! There will be a hero!

(Human Cuphead) Hey but you said-

(Dry Bowser) I will be the hero! Stick with me, and you’ll never lose again!

(Cheering)

(EVERY VILLAIN EXCEPT DRY BOWSER) It's great that we’ll soon be connected!

With a king who will be all time adorned!

(Dry Bowser) And there's something else you might be interested

But if you're good, it's certainly your loss

It's like Christmas Everyday with Presents

We'll make Santa empty out his sack

But I'll mark anyone on my naughty list

WHO DARES TO STAND BEFORE ME OR TURN HIS BACK!!!???

So prepare for your ticket to freedom

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

Meticulous planning,

Tenacity spanning,

Decades of denial,

You'll then have me to thank

Don’t temper my temper,

When I am your emperor,

EMBRACE WHAT A WONDER I AM!

Enslave all beings and buildings and pears

BE PREPARED!